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Point Wells is a rural settlement in the Auckland Region of New Zealand, at the tip of a peninsula between the Ōmaha River and Whangateau Harbour. Ōmaha is across the harbour but accessible by a causeway.

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The MÁV Class 411 was a class of steam locomotives used by Hungarian railways.