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{"slip": { "id": 139, "advice": "If you're going bald, don't comb your hair over your bald patch."}}
{"fact":"Cats have been domesticated for half as long as dogs have been.","length":63}
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{"fact":"The average litter of kittens is between 2 - 6 kittens.","length":55}
{"slip": { "id": 145, "advice": "Always the burrito."}}